theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via likes-boys)

20.Aug.14 8 hours ago

spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran, via retiredjesus)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago
19.Aug.14 1 day ago

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via dulect)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via fruitcrocs)

18.Aug.14 2 days ago
18.Aug.14 2 days ago

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via fake-mermaid)

15.Aug.14 5 days ago